Dear Mad Revisionist,
I can prove the moon exists and that the moon landing in 1969 happened too. My existence is proof! I'll prove it too, but first, you must know that I hold a BA in Mathematics and I work with computers everyday, even do some programing, much like your bad self. Therefore you must recognize me as a scientist--no less than your peer. So you may take everything I say as fact. OK now to the proof:
I was abandoned on the moon by my parents shortly after birth. They were aliens who didn't like my human-like features and were shamed by their alien friends into flying to the moon to abandon me. The astronauts were subsequently sent to the moon to fetch me. I can prove that I was born on the moon, because my earth-birth certificate states I was born in 1969(I can send or fax a copy if need be), same year as the moon landing. Coincidence? I think not. And, I can prove that I am on earth now, because I have a hotmail account. So that proves that the astronauts succeded in fetching me, and without a moon there for the astronauts fetch me from, how could they fetch me from the moon? Therefore there must be a moon. QED
You may contact me later for details on where to send the check.
PS can I have an additional $100,000 for proving the lunar landing also?
I'm trying to by a house fer cryin' out loud, I don't want a shack by the
river, it smells bad down there.
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