Your assumptions in regard to the Canadians and Sept. 11 are lamentably off the mark. When tracking a conspiracy, the clever investigator always follows the money. Now, who made money off that catastrophe?
Well, things really went wacky after that, didn't they? Why, you couldn't even take your toenail scissors on the plane! My wife (a frequent traveler) was complaining about how she had to buy new toenail scissors in every city she went to because there was no way to sneak a set past the vigilant guards with the Clark Kent X-ray eyes. And then it hit me: Hang on! Didn't we all used to have one set of toenail scissors for pretty much our whole lives? Seriously; when was the last time you bought toenail scissors? Then we're attacked by some wacked-out supervillains, and, BAM! We're all buying toenail scissors everywhere we go!
Someone should look into the manufacturers of toenail scissors! I awake in the dark of night, sprawled in the linen bog formed from my sweat and sheets, having barely survived the nightmares of the nail-clipper fatcats sucking on outsized cigars and chortling at the "sheeple" who ignorantly buy and re-buy their product!
Please, Mad Revisionist, shine the light of justice on them! You're the only one who can!
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